Ninja Chop!


8 Year Old Guitar Phenom
September 14, 2008, 10:26 am
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This kid makes me feel bad about myself.  True his solos and playing aren’t perfect yet…but he’s 8 YEARS OLD.  Maybe he will be the first true legendary Asian guitar player that America will recognize.



Korean Karaoke Game Show
August 3, 2008, 11:20 pm
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As always, I’m not really sure what’s going on. It’s like if American Idol were taped inside of a Karaoke booth instead of on a big stage. Maybe they feel more comfortable in a booth since as we all know Koreans looove karaoke.

These girls are really getting into it, odd dancing and horrible singing. I don’t know why there is a box that keeps popping up on one of the girl’s faces. It’s kind of creepy.



Human Tetris The Grand Master 4
July 19, 2008, 8:46 pm
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Japanese Human Bowling
July 19, 2008, 8:42 pm
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…you think of it…Japan’s probably already done it.



Man girl Japanese Commercial
June 30, 2008, 11:25 pm
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Superbowl commercial worthy. A good example of why men should actually listen to a woman talk, before going straight for the bang bang.



Heavy Metal Ninja
June 30, 2008, 11:17 pm
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It’s sort of like taking a chop stick, shoving it up her nose, and swishing around your brain, until you trigger a funny nerve that actually makes you smile and laugh. Take it for a spin – Middle aged japanese Lars wannabes are the bestest.

Patty



Japanese Marshmallow Eating
June 8, 2008, 9:45 pm
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Im sitting here at the airport – flight delayed – wanting to rip my hair out — until Japanese Marshmallow eating came a long and tickled my fancies. How do they come up with this shit!!! Watch this video, check out their rubberband squished faces. pure awesomeness.

Patty



Weenier in the snow
May 23, 2008, 8:30 pm
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Silly Japanese. Wait 1 minutes into it. It’s worth waiting for. Weenier in the snow. Brrrrr.



Japanese Potty Training 2
May 20, 2008, 6:27 pm
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So now the kid can take a piss and crap at home…what is he supposed to do if he’s at the mall!?  Well, here’s another jingle that will help all kids learn how to squat over a small hole in the ground.

dp



Weird Japanese Commercial
May 19, 2008, 11:58 am
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I have no idea what they are trying to advertise here.  All I know is that it reminds me of a bad acid trip I had in the 5th grade.  What’s with the huge balls too?

dp