Ninja Chop!


Japanese Potty Training 2
May 20, 2008, 6:27 pm
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So now the kid can take a piss and crap at home…what is he supposed to do if he’s at the mall!?  Well, here’s another jingle that will help all kids learn how to squat over a small hole in the ground.

dp



Weird Japanese Commercial
May 19, 2008, 11:58 am
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I have no idea what they are trying to advertise here.  All I know is that it reminds me of a bad acid trip I had in the 5th grade.  What’s with the huge balls too?

dp



Japanese Crowd Prank
May 18, 2008, 11:41 pm
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This clip features a great prank where a crowd of people storm a single person on the street.  The reactions are priceless.

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Amazing Young Guitar Player
May 9, 2008, 5:18 pm
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This lil Asian kid rips on the geetar.   Better than a lot of players that are way older than him.  This is a big NINJA CHOP to the head of guitarists out there…including myself.



Silent Library
May 5, 2008, 4:04 pm
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One of my all-time favorites.  This Japanese game show features some hilarious stunts that must be pulled off inside of a library without making any noise.  Watch this one all the way through.  The karaoke celebration at the end is worth it.

DP



Ninja Chop! Training Camp
April 18, 2008, 2:53 pm
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Here is the Ninja Chop! Training Camp.  This is where we train sweet ass ninjas on how to chop all Pirates to death. 

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Ninja Chop! Wannabees
April 18, 2008, 2:37 pm
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So we are searching for the perfect spokesperson for Ninja Chop!  The auditions have gone less than well.  Ninja Chop! has high standards and won’t let any ninja chump rep us.  Check out the audition outtakes.

dp



AZN Pride
April 18, 2008, 2:30 pm
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Here’s a classic song about AZN Pride.  An oldy but a goodie.

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Japanese Bug Fights vol 1
April 11, 2008, 4:29 pm
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I remember when i was young kid I used to grab red ants and put them next to a large black ant pile to see what would happen.  I think most guys have some small fascination with seeing creatures fight each other.  We enjoy watching the National Geographic Channel to see predators chase down their prey in slow motion.  Japanesebugfights.com took it to the next level.  They place random-ass bugs in a glass tank and let them go at it.  It’s kinda like a lower form of dog-fighting, but it’s really fascinating at the same time.  Check it out.

-DP



UFO CAP?
April 7, 2008, 7:10 pm
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UFO Cap

It really is a good idea…but I know if my kid walked around wearing this he’d get the crap beat out of him repeatedly.

Sources say the Asian porn market has started to adopt the UFO Caps for their films too.  Saves lots of time on cleanup. 

The makers of UFO CAP plan on making the UFO SKIRT later this year.  Men will no longer have to worry about “the splash” when going to the restroom.

-DP