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Japanese Marshmallow Eating
June 8, 2008, 9:45 pm
Filed under: japanese, patty | Tags: ,

Im sitting here at the airport - flight delayed - wanting to rip my hair out — until Japanese Marshmallow eating came a long and tickled my fancies. How do they come up with this shit!!! Watch this video, check out their rubberband squished faces. pure awesomeness.

Patty



Japanese Potty Training 2
May 20, 2008, 6:27 pm
Filed under: Daniel, japanese | Tags: , , , , , , , , , , ,

So now the kid can take a piss and crap at home…what is he supposed to do if he’s at the mall!?  Well, here’s another jingle that will help all kids learn how to squat over a small hole in the ground.

dp



Weird Japanese Commercial
May 19, 2008, 11:58 am
Filed under: Daniel, japanese | Tags: , , , , , , , , ,

I have no idea what they are trying to advertise here.  All I know is that it reminds me of a bad acid trip I had in the 5th grade.  What’s with the huge balls too?

dp



Japanese Crowd Prank
May 18, 2008, 11:41 pm
Filed under: Daniel, japanese | Tags: , , , , ,

This clip features a great prank where a crowd of people storm a single person on the street.  The reactions are priceless.

dp



Silent Library
May 5, 2008, 4:04 pm
Filed under: Daniel, Silent Library, japanese | Tags: , , , , ,

One of my all-time favorites.  This Japanese game show features some hilarious stunts that must be pulled off inside of a library without making any noise.  Watch this one all the way through.  The karaoke celebration at the end is worth it.

DP



Asian Air Guitar Champion
April 23, 2008, 11:21 pm
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I wish I had moves like this when I play guitar.

DP



Japanese Bug Fights vol 1
April 11, 2008, 4:29 pm
Filed under: Daniel, Japanese Bug Fights, japanese | Tags: , ,

I remember when i was young kid I used to grab red ants and put them next to a large black ant pile to see what would happen.  I think most guys have some small fascination with seeing creatures fight each other.  We enjoy watching the National Geographic Channel to see predators chase down their prey in slow motion.  Japanesebugfights.com took it to the next level.  They place random-ass bugs in a glass tank and let them go at it.  It’s kinda like a lower form of dog-fighting, but it’s really fascinating at the same time.  Check it out.

-DP



Ninja Chop Favorite of the Week: Poopy Pan
April 8, 2008, 10:32 pm
Filed under: education, japanese, patty | Tags: , ,

The last video (Women’s Defense) and this one (Japanese Toilet Training for Kids) show that the Japanese take education very very seriously. Poopy Pan time may seem like 2nd nature to some - but just to make sure there’s no mistake where you should put your pooty  - here’s a video made just for you.

Patty



Japanese Women Defense 101
April 8, 2008, 10:25 pm
Filed under: dancing, japanese, patty | Tags: , ,

It seems as if Japanese women need some type of sing a long video to make sure they know what to do in times of need. It seems as if pink spandex and synchronized movements helps women retain life saving information.

*scratching head*

patty



Human Tetris
April 7, 2008, 5:10 pm
Filed under: Daniel, Human Tetris, japanese | Tags: , , , , ,

What better way to start our site off than the classic Japanese Human Tetris gameshow.  Contestants must manipulate their bodies in odd positions in order to pass through unusual shapes in a moving wall.  If they don’t fit…they are going in the water.  Brilliant.  Only thing that could make this show better is if the water contained flesh eating dolphins with chainsaws attached to their heads…Do I smell an American spin-off!?

DP